Thursday 15 September 2011

Academic Disneyland

Everyone buddy up now...
Fall is nearly upon us and the university students have returned to Oxford. This summer, however, there were all kinds of students here… all under 18, all foreign, all here to practice and learn English. Groups of teenagers were either bussed in every day or were staying locally and you couldn’t walk 2 feet without running into them.

I spent my mornings walking to the bus stop in the city centre dodging masses of 16 year olds from Spain or Hong Kong. On Saturday afternoons, they milled around eating candy bars, clogging the stores, tossing frisbees back and forth on the pedestrian streets and basically doing all they could to block the flow of the traffic… not a care in the world. These kids were probably away from home for the first time and they were loving it. They’d stand (or sit) in the middle of the pedestrian streets in groups of 20-30 with everyone else forced to navigate around them.

Needless to say, the Oxford residents weren't thrilled, including me. I already felt like I live in this sort of academic Disneyland with these surreal, almost fake looking surroundings, but throw in the mass crowds and you’ve got the atmosphere as well.  










The Oxford citizens are quite fiesty about this, as evidenced by the scowling and scolding letters written to the Oxford Times ranting about the inundated streets. (Note - Letters to the editor are addressed "Sir -". What if the editor were a woman?)
Oxford Times Letter to the Editor - Hectic Scrum
Oxford Times Letter to the Editor - Pedestrian Overload
Oxford Times Letter to Editor - Theme Park Oxford

My life, in a theme park.

Tuesday 6 September 2011

Mind the Taps

I really have managed to adjust to a lot of things in this country. The brands in the grocery store are different, the customer service is different, my refrigerator is the size I had in my dorm room, the roundabouts are confusing...

But one of the most perplexing things I have encountered: The 2 tap sink.

Yes, I've travelled a ton and seen them before of course, but the English... they love their 2 tap sink like no other.


And what's not to love? With the 2 tapper, you have 2 lovely options - Scalding or Freezing. One blue hand, one red hand. Burn your face or shock it with a splash of ice cold H2O.

Doctors recommend washing hands in soapy warm water, and the solution with the 2 tap, is to 1) put the plug in the sink 2) turn both taps on 3) rinse your hands with soap in the warm water 4) unplug the sink and 5) either rinse again in cold or hot to get rid of the soap or repeat steps 1-3, minus the soap.

Quite hygienic sounding in a public bathroom situation… isn't it?

There are several theories for the reasons behind sticking with the 2 faucet sink and they're all quite bewildering as the rest of the world has seemed to make this modern convenience switch.

Despite all the defenses I've seen online with specifics on water pressure, plumbing, technology, age of pipes, fear of bacteria in hot water containers etc... I do think there just HAS to be something ingrained in the British culture that mandates that 2 taps are more esthetically pleasing or tug at the "keeping with tradition" mindset. In other words, they just aren’t bothered. They just don’t wanna.

Some say it is a "water saving measure" as you will wash your hands quicker and want to turn the water off due to its too hot or too cold temperature. I don't buy this.
1) The most obvious quick 2 spout solution for people like me, is to run both taps (more water running!!) and cup their hands while racing them back and forth in order to get the right temperature.
2) Cold water doesn't kill germs as well as warm/hot water
3) Filling up the basin with both taps running to achieve tolerable water temperature doesn't seem to me like the best way to save water either.

This bugs me the most I think because of the daily routine...the flat I am living in is new construction built from the ground up in 2002!!  Why, I ask (to myself, on a regular basis), did they put in 2 tap sinks?!?  If this were a restored Victorian bathroom I would certainly not moan and would respect it, but this building was built in the new millennium!

They do have them… these “mixer taps” exist here, although they’re not mixed in a tank, the hot and cold comes from different sources and mix together at the tap so you sometimes struggle to get the right temperature going but I’d much prefer to have one in my bathroom, that’s for sure.

I can live without the electric outlet in the bathroom (another UK rule) ...  but these sinks really do drive me batty, as other foreigners say in the article below!


Old-Fashioned Faucets: Unique British Standard
By JAMES R. HAGERTY
Staff Reporter of The Wall Street Journal

From The Wall Street Journal Online

LONDON (Oct. 31, 2002)—During a wartime visit to Moscow in 1942, Winston S. Churchill discovered a marvel of modern technology: hot and cold water flowing from the same faucet.

The plumbing in the villa where he stayed as a guest of Stalin was unlike the primitive British standard of separate taps for hot and cold. Rather than having to fill up the sink to achieve the right blend, the British leader could wash his hands under gushing water “mingled to exactly the temperature one desired,” as he put it in his memoirs. From then on, he resolved to use this method whenever possible.

His countrymen have been slow to take up the single-spigot cause. Most bathroom sinks in Britain still have separate hot and cold taps today, 60 years after Mr. Churchill’s conversion and decades after nearly all dual taps were scrapped in the U.S. and most vanished from continental Europe. For reasons of thrift, regulations and a stubborn attachment to tradition, the British have resisted the tide of plumbing history. Even when they renovate old homes, many choose two-tap systems, and builders often install them in new, low-end housing. Separate taps account for an estimated 40% of all bathroom-faucet sales in the U.K.

“It’s very strange to me,” says Ayelet Langer, who moved to London from Israel last year and found two faucets mounted on the newly installed bathroom sink in her apartment. “I thought I couldn’t really cope with it at first, but now I do.” Worried that the water from the hot tap will scald the fingers of her one-year-old son, she washes his hands in the kitchen sink, which has a single spout.

Britons don’t understand why foreigners raise a fuss over this issue. “The British are quite happy to wash their hands with cold water. Maybe it’s character-building,” says Simon Kirby, managing director of Thomas Crapper & Co., a maker of bathroom equipment in Stratford-on-Avon.

Boris Johnson, a Conservative Party member of Parliament representing Henley, congratulates “the higher civilizations” that have adopted advanced plumbing technology. But he argues that having the choice of either hot or cold for washing hands “is an incentive to get it over and done with and not waste water.”

Separate faucets are only one of the peculiarities of the British bathroom. Another is electricity—or rather the lack of it. Regulations aimed at preventing shocks forbid the installation in bathrooms of electrical outlets, except those designed for shavers. One more antishock measure bans standard on/off switches in bathrooms. The lights are controlled by pull cords hanging from the ceiling.

None of these eccentricities causes as much annoyance among foreigners as separate taps. Renee Guinivan of Bath, N.C., a retired secretary whose daughter lives in London, finds them “unsanitary.” Ms. Guinivan could fill the sink with a mixture of hot and cold before washing. But what if the last person who used the sink brushed his teeth and spat? “I hate to be fussy,” she says, though she is tempted to tote around a small package of Ajax cleaning powder and a sponge when she visits Britain.

“Perhaps it’s something Puritanical about the English” that inclines them to shun modern luxuries, says Pam Carter, a spokeswoman for the Savoy Hotel.

In keeping with the grand style of a luxury hotel opened in 1889, the Savoy’s vast white-tile bathrooms retain a Victorian look. The huge shower heads, resembling upside-down pie tins, dump cascades of water on guests. Call buttons above the tubs read “valet” and “maid” (though the buttons no longer function and guests are expected to use the telephone if they want help). To appease its largely American clientele, the Savoy has converted many of its sinks to single hot-and-cold taps, but some of the sinks retain separate faucets. Ms. Carter points to a gleaming white double-tap sink from the 1950s, large enough to bathe a midsize dog. “It would be a crime to get rid of something like that,” she says.

Many in Britain keep separate bathroom taps to preserve the authenticity of Victorian homes. The force of habit also plays a role. As the commercial director of the Bathroom Manufacturers Association, Yvonne Orgill might be expected to favor frequent renovations, yet she is completely satisfied with the separate taps on her bathtub and sees no reason to replace them. “I can turn them on and off with my toes, being a lazy person” she says.
In their defense, some British cite red tape. Older British homes often have storage tanks in their attics that feed water heaters. Under certain conditions, those tanks could be contaminated – for instance, by the intrusion of a rat – and tainted hot water that flows into a mixer tap might get sucked into a cold-water pipe leading back to the public water supply, endangering the whole neighborhood. So regulations forbid mixing of hot and cold water streams inside a tap unless the tank meets strict standards or protective valves are installed.

Separate taps are also a bit cheaper. A midprice pair of chrome bathroom-sink taps from Pegler Ltd. costs about $87, or half the price of a hot-and-cold “mixer” tap of similar quality.

Even so, modernity is slowly imposing itself. British people who travel overseas often are impressed by single taps, not to mention the “lovely shower systems that blow your head off,” says Kevin Wellman, operations director at the British Institute of Plumbing. A U.S. company, American Standard Cos., is now the largest supplier of bathroom equipment in Britain and promotes modern fittings, including mixer taps.

Martin Phillips, a Londoner who sells car-industry forecasts and is married to an American, says his wife has converted him. Now when he encounters a sink with separate taps, he says, “it drives me potty.”

But there are many holdouts. One is Mr. Kirby, the managing director at Thomas Crapper. Of the mixer tap, he says, “I wouldn’t even consider it as a modernization—just a different way of doing it.”

Of course, he has a professional interest in the matter. Founded in 1861 by Thomas Crapper, the firm he runs makes replicas of Victorian bathroom equipment, including bathroom “basins,” or sinks, ranging from about $1,320 to $1,875. In a rare compromise with authenticity, the company does provide some sinks with mixer taps, but those are sold mainly to overseas customers.

Mr. Kirby says he doesn’t find separate taps inconvenient. He dunks his hands under the cold water tap when he wants a quick wash. “If I want to wash them properly, I put the plug in” and fill the basin, he says. Isn’t that less hygienic than washing under running water? “It’s a cultural difference,” Mr. Kirby says. “We’re less bothered about that.”

Despite their clashing views on hand-washing, Mr. Kirby keeps portraits of Winston Churchill in his home and office. He isn’t surprised that the prime minister liked fancy plumbing. “You have to remember that Churchill was half-American,” Mr. Kirby says, “so he was probably a bit more open to some of these innovations.”

Sunday 4 September 2011

UK, Great Britain, England... explained

In the past this was always somewhat confusing to me...What is the difference between the UK, Great Britain and England? And how do Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland fit in? At work, I would use them interchangeably as others around me did, and my assumption was that it had to do with Scotland and Northern Ireland and Wales' relationship with England and how they're all defined. But I couldn't be bothered to actually look it up.

I came across this short but information packed video on an expat blog and it does a great job, in my opinion, of summarizing the lands of the Queen. With helpful visuals as well as detail, I thought I'd spread this youtube video further in the blogosphere but pay attention and turn the volume up because this guy talks a mile a minute. 


Living here, I've definitely heard and read enough to get a lesson in the opinions on what people should be called. British? English? Don't say a Scottish person is British, even though they technically are. They prefer not to be lumped together with their English neighbors to the south. A lot of the English definitely feel the same way and don't define themselves as British because they're SO clearly different from the Welsch and Scottish. They are English, thankyouverymuch.